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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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