Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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