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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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