A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Take part of what?

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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