They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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