- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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