what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Justin Bieber.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Anti Joke

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