Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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you gay?

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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