- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

An Asian with a big dick.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Alchohol.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Well this is pointless.....

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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