What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Your mother just died.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sarah Palin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Jersey Shore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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