A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Take wrong turns

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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