- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What's one plus one? two.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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