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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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