Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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