A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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