what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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