- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Your Mum is soo fat.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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