Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Sarah Palin.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How about that airline food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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