- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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