- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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