- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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