- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A woman walks into a bar.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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