A baby seal walks into a club.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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