What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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