Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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