- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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