What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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watch me nae nae

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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