How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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