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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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