- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Women's Rights

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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