- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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