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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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