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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

1+1=2

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