- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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