What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A man died.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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