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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Where's my tractor?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A gay man watches football.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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