- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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