Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Nice belt.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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