- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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