- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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