A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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No it doesnt..

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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