- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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