what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

the economy.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Charlie Sheen

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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