- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the car do? CRASH!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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