A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Bitch

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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woman's rights

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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