- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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