- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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