- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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