A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

child labor

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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