- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Your mother is average.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

you will like this because i am black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A man walks into a bar

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

sky silverstein

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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