Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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