Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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