- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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