Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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