Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Your big dick.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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