What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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stinky boner

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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one morning i turned on my tv

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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