A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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women rights

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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