what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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