Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

VITAMIN C!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops