A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Blacks

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why was the man sad His got raped

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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