- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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