- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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