- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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