It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Diarrhea

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Roses are red.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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