- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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