- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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