- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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