- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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