- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Knock knock Come in

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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