Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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