- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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