What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A man died.

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How about that airline food?

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Sarah Palin.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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