- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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