- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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