Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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