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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

I love alchohol!

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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