- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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