- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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