- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

I'm homeless.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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