So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

No your aunties a joke

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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