- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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