- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??