- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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