What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Sarah Palin.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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I am quite mature.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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