Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Oh, go away

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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