Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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