Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

knock knock come in !

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Title IX

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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