- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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