- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A storm be brewin!

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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