- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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