Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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gay pom...

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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