A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Your sex life.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Please ignore this statement.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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