- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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