why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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The holocaust

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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