- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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