Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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