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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

gingers

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Chlamydia

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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