- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

mikey is cute

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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