Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

I enjoy Popcorn

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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