Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

don't just stand there

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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