- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

dat shoe shine tho

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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