- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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