- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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