- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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