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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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