who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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