- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I love pissing people off :P

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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